What a Paradox

So despite how much I say I hate commercial radio music and brainless songs only <16 year old tards would listen to, there are some songs so catchy (alliteration BITCH) or has a beat so sick that I can't help but like them.  Or maybe because I listened to them too many times while drunk. Anyway,

1. Like a G6: If you know me in real life this shouldn't be much of a wonder. I've seen internet "music critics" bash the song for its lack of original lyrics etc etc, but when it comes to it, THE BEAT IS FUCKING SICK. Go listen to it and throw up some frozen veggies in the air.

2. Boom Boom Pow: I hated this song. Detested it. I wished it was never made. Until I danced to it while still tipsy, then the boom boom boom all made sense ;)

3. Dynamite: Same story as above. Now when I hear it in the car I THROW MAH HANDS UP IN THE AIR, HANDS IN THE AIR, HANDS IN TH--- oops popped an armadillo.

4. Teach Me How to Dougie: Definition of a bad song by most standards. In fact, songs that advertise a dance probably can't be good. Crap lyrics that don't mean anything and might as well have been a paragraph or a tutorial of how to do the dance. Instead they pull a beat out of their ass and put together a few monkeys and bam, a whole music video was born. Fortunately whatever they pulled out actually sounds pretty good. This gets stuck in my head reaaaaal fast.

No proof reading, that's for women. No offence though. Minor rage post successful.

Why did I just make a blog?

1. I want to share my thoughts with the world ---internet--- the random individuals who may happen to stumble (or tumblr!!) onto this.
2. My mind is fantastically creative and wonderful and I'm making blogging into an artistic outlet.
3. I'm procrastinating because I have a physics exam in less than 48 hours.

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